This is the main guy we will be talking about, he is a funky kind of geek/nerd/dork/dweeb, he is the kind who thinks he is the best at everything, but he realy sucks. Here is a ever growing list about the geeky stuff about him , everyone has imperfections BUT MY GOD!, he really is a nice guy and a good friend if you get past the weasley computer geek in his head!.......
Last but not least, what everyone does to stop his imperfections! *Updated* Click here It is also easy, and fun! to just scrool down "SLLOOWWLLYY people!
First his shirt!
- Its an immatation flannel
- He keeps everything in it such as the following::
- Pens/pencils
- An emergancy ponchao!
- Gum wrappers
- His glasses
- Crumbled up papers
- Orange peels
- Markers
- Highlighters
- Money, the stupidest thing to keep in your wide open front pocket!
- And an minuter tool kit!
- Now about his shirt
- He never takes it off
- He sleeps with it on!
- It smells like Monkey shit
- Its always dirty
- It doesnt fit him one little bit
- When he leans over every thing in it falls out and he crawls around like a mouse to pick it up
- Its blue..... err black/brown
- Thats it about his shirt!
>Now about him!
- He's always late for the bus stop
- And when he is I hear that the kids there Yell run forest run, and his shirt is waving in the wind
- He messes up everyones computer he touches
- If you turn your back hes in the control panel and windows settings screwing around!
- He messes up everyones D.O.S video saying he is improving performance!
- He holds a gruge then forgets about it, then brings it up again for no reason~!~
- His breth smells like canarie shit!
- When he gets bothered in school he runs away like a baby!
- When he talks to you he gets right in your face like an inch away! Its Disgusting
- If you taunt him for a minute he admits that he hasent bathed for days!
- Comes up with stupid excuses why he didnt meet you somware and why he keeps leaving your stuff, or somthing he was letting you borrow at home, such as, um eh uh, my aunt's over from turkey, I have to vacume, I'm going out, um, eh, ooops!, not unless you take the pages down, I woke up too late, I fell in the bath tub, I got scared of my dogs toys..... stupid stuff like that!
- He thinks he knows so much about Computers, but the truth is he cant even install a quick'cam' camera!
- More coming in 10 minutes!... here they are!
- He is obsessed with the deguass button the moniters
- He went out of school, to his parentes work on take your "DAUGHTER" to work day, but is is a boy!
- He steals other peoples graphics, edits them in Paint shop pro, and calls them his own. While say ing that they are copyrighted to him!
- Steals other peoples frames, puts in some greyscale, and calls them his own!
- Uses only grey scale on his web pages!....
- Has a Crappy web design company called XI Which he does FREE "CHEESY GREYSCALE" and "PAINT SHOP PRO" made pages!
- Takes clipart, puts it on his pages, and calls it his copy writed images!
- Has a disclaimer on his site that says: All images on this site are copywrite of xi web design ,if you want to use any of these images you have to ask me.
- Brages about stupid crap constantly that no-one cares about
- Always thinks everyone is mad at him
- Never curses out loud, or even under his breth
- Replaces cures with words like: shame shame shame, shut the "FRONT DOOR", you son-of-a-buisnissman, and kiss my assparagus!
- Never shuts up
- Always elbows Danny on the bus, then Dan beats the crap out of him
- Follows you around like he is tied to a leesh
- He is always loosing his glasses in Dark places like the Forest of fear!
- In the slaghter house in the forest of fear,: he was; acting brave around this girl, when' he got in he was at the end of the line, cowaring, and screaming like a girl, every little scary thing he started screaming and yelling, he had his hands over his ears and was ducking and shivering like a baby.... ~!@~!@~Special thanks to dan for the details!~@!~@!~
- He even wore his shrit there, along with the party he was the only one without some kind of costume on, he EVEN HAD ALL THE CRAP DESCRIBED IN THE ABOVE SHIRT SECTION IN HIS POCKET!
Funny things we do to chris to stop these imperfections
- "Chuck pencils, ice, and other stuff at him in latin" Harve's favorite
- "Nock him off the seats in the bus" Dan's favorite
- Tell him to "SHUT THE HELL UP" Chris O's favorite
- Ignore the crap out of him
- Rip up his magazines,,,, I have to admitt, thats very mean!
- Tie him up
- Gang up on him, Dan steals his bike, Harvey corners him, and Chris "O" Hits him with a bucket of water!
- Chase him for 6 miles, Then when we finally knock him off his bike and catch him, grab him and say "TAG" your it!
- Spit on him
- Hit him with dog poop, Chris "O"'s favorite
- Throw berries at him
- Laugh at him
- Pay more attention to his little sister then him when were over his house
- KEEP HIM AWAY FROM OUR COMPUTERS IS #1
- Updates
- We Give him flat tires(steping on his heels)when he is walking down the hallways, and he has to stop to put his shoe back on.
- When he bends over to put his shoe on we kick him over
- We shot synthetic soil beeds at him and he screams "OW" just as short as the word...
- Throw him down snowy hills
- Post signs in latin that Say GOLDEN TICKET TO cappis "Certain relative"
- Make these sites
- Gather round him in a circle and smash him into the other people in the cappi smash circle
- Push him in the girls room
- Put disgusting hand drawn comics in his locker
- Pull his bookbag down so hard he falls on the floor
- Make fun of him being scared of this tree...
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